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Monday 3 May

I think chairs make people fight. It’s too dramatic of a furniture. Arms , legs. Look at me I have a chair. I’m the royalty of this setting now before me peasant. If two people are facing each other it’s weird game of dominance. We can fold them sometimes and hit each other. Too dangerous. Next time your in a conference pull up a bean bag. You can’t storm off a bean bag. You just want to hug and read books about dinosaurs. Your the “chair of the board”. I’m the bag of joy. Chair, has a hard R . Roar. Bean bag, it’s the G guuuh. Guuuh. Beans magical beans in a bag.

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