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Musical chairs. I don’t give a care. Musical chairs is dangerous. I’m out breathe. Now , I can’t sit down. I hate you. How can you say you love all people but hate Capricorn’s. Let’s discuss the real issues. Why do people at counter, need to say how much change I am getting so loud? “Sir you have 3 cents left.” Or they say “Any thing else?”, Sorry I have to pay for food because no one can cook at home. I was in danger. It was that close. I think this is why we like to speak to our animals so nicely when we are feeding them. No one has been happy about giving us food

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I think chairs make people fight. It’s too dramatic of a furniture. Arms , legs. Look at me I have a chair. I’m the royalty of this setting now before me peasant. If two people are facing each other it’s weird game of dominance. We can fold them sometimes and hit each other. Too dangerous. Next time your in a conference pull up a bean bag. You can’t storm off a bean bag. You just want to hug and read books about dinosaurs. Your the “chair of the board”. I’m the bag of joy. Chair, has a hard R . Roar. Bean bag, it’s the G guuuh. Guuuh. Beans magical beans in a bag.

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Everything is wireless. Mobile technology is about to become you favorite subject. Like “Dude rewrite that gorilla to do my lawn, grocery, taxes, paint job, oil change, text message, email, yard work” but you will say , “dude you still use gorilla net? I got the 20G , my shit does all the work for you , and it flushes itself “

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The media compares Biden to Trump. Trump to Obama. Obama to bush. But no one to Lincoln???? How did Trump make that connection ??? When he said “he’s the best since Lincoln “ you bet your ass you were checking as well. You had to seriously ask yourself, “Did he have a point? Have I been up to dates on the previous presidential elections?”

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Incel. What the fuck is an incel? Take a bath your filthy f*ck, and earn 100$ . If that doesn’t get you a girlfriend, earn another 100$ or take another bath.

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4/16/21, 2:17 AM I hate when woman insult my ability to detect woman. I grew up before apps for dating... If you couldn’t smell punani a mile away , your girlfriend was your left hand...At the same time, I would not sign up for only fans. I’m adult, I can buy you a bed for a good time. A slice of pizza I’m not picky.

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God, Aliens, Who ever tracks my web browsing history. Please take note my fellow humans were eating tide pods and then they started doing crazy sh*t

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What if you went to acting school and lost a job to someone who uploaded videos from there phone? I’d be pissed as shit. That’s like a horse losing it’s job to a person in a horse mask.

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Remember people were saying coronavirus was a hoax? Yeah , not anymore right. Kinda quiet from that side. Hoaxers. Wearing masks is something I totally wanted to do. I love staying 6ft away from people. Contact tracing my favorite hobby.

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I hate the internet...I can’t search for anything hard, long , huge.

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